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    Default It's HERE!!!!! IT'S HERE!!!!

    Like Steve Martin in the 'Jerk' waiting for the phone book, I know we've been waiting for five years for this!


    The NEW 2020 recommendations for CPR, from the American Heart Association!


    https://www.ahajournals.org/toc/circ/142/16_suppl_2#

    The AHA publishes new guidelines every 5 years, and sometimes interim guidelines in between...

    So, enjoy!
    Good medicine in bad places

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    My CPR card expires next year. Any idea as to what has changed?
    Prepare for the worst, hope for the best

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    Don't touch them.. covid...6 feet away..hit with broom stick on chest...ask if your ok... If no reply..hit with stick more

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    Quote Originally Posted by driftz240 View Post
    don't touch them.. Covid...6 feet away..hit with broom stick on chest...ask if your ok... If no reply..hit with stick more
    lmao !

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    Quote Originally Posted by driftz240 View Post
    Don't touch them.. covid...6 feet away..hit with broom stick on chest...ask if your ok... If no reply..hit with stick more
    And jumper cables to the big toes for a jolt?

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    I was thinking testicles for those jumper cables. Direct route to the brain

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    Quote Originally Posted by driftz240 View Post
    I was thinking testicles for those jumper cables. Direct route to the brain
    Wow, you are almost out of control as I am

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winni View Post
    Wow, you are almost out of control as I am
    Ain't it nice to see a meetin' of the minds?

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    LMAO!! Good to know I'm not the only one who can think sadistically. Y'all should hear my thoughts on interrogation, but all the guys would be laying on the floor, knees drawn to chest, holding the "jewels" tenderly and moaning in severe mental pain, no...A-G-O-N-Y, at just the thought of it.
    Last edited by beowulf; 10-23-2020 at 01:05 PM.

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    My friend's all waterboarded each other for fun... Then we all grabbed a coil wire while we cranked the car over.... Drinking was involved

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