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    The government is now targeting those of us who wear tin-foil hats, so make sure your antenna is retractable , and DO NOT forget to ground your balls !!!

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    Nice one, LOL
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    Make America under God Again
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    LMAO, that's great.
    Don't bring skittles to a gun fight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bambam View Post
    The government is now targeting those of us who wear tin-foil hats, so make sure your antenna is retractable , and DO NOT forget to ground your balls !!!

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    If white is a privilege, why are we working our butts off and still poor ?

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    If you want to get rid of a telemarketer, ask them to speak to a man or a woman.

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    Forge thy tongue on an anvil of fire and what flies up, though it be just a spark, will be truth.

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    A socialist is someone who believes they can pick up a turd by the clean end.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bambam View Post
    A socialist is someone who believes they can pick up a turd by the clean end.
    Yeah, and they also believe that you can cut a foot off one end of a blanket, sew it to the other end, and have a blanket that's a foot longer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beowulf View Post
    Yeah, and they also believe that you can cut a foot off one end of a blanket, sew it to the other end, and have a blanket that's a foot longer.
    I like that and I am stealing that!!!!!

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