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    Ears that hear are common. Ears that listen are rare.

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    A gladiator never gets off his chariot to throw tomatoes at the peasants.

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    Around here, the peasants only want free-range, organic, gluten-free tomatoes anyway. And just wait 'til they have GMO THC-added fruit. The dot-gov will be happy to keep folks stoned and entertained so nobody'll notice how they raise the cost of Vaseline while they're screwin' the population.

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    The great white shark will not attack a lawyer........................................... professional courtesy.

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    The CDC now recommends wearing a seatbelt even when you are outside the car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bambam View Post
    The CDC now recommends wearing a seatbelt even when you are outside the car.
    Oh, I do...it carries my holster, pistol and two spare mags.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beowulf View Post
    Oh, I do...it carries my holster, pistol and two spare mags.
    HAHAHA good one !

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    Happy is he that hath the God of Jacob for his help, whose hope is in the Lord his God. Psalm 146:5

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    Democrats do not play by the rules. We will never win this fight if we keep playing by the rules.

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    The world must be in good shape if the government's number 1 priority is to ban menthol cigarettes.

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