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    Default You're Never Ready for a Zombie Apocalypse

    The crew of the USCG Buoy Tender Sassafras, out of Honolulu, has embodied the Coast Guard’s motto: Always Ready, in every mission, every circumstance, every crazy thing Mother Nature and the US Government has seen fit to dump in their laps. They’ve been doing so much, with so little, for so long, they feel ready to face anything.

    But then, they’ve never had to face a zombie apocalypse.
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    I be ready. Send the sick Fuks to West Virginia.

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    Pfft.. I've seen every episode of The Walking Dead.......at least Twice! I have a hammer, a crossbow, and a Samurai sword I'm good to go. Sorry bam, you'll have to come stab brains with me, the zombies can't handle the terrain up there, they just fall down the mountain.
    Don't bring skittles to a gun fight.

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    Sassafras... LOL
    "The First Gay President", L'dMAO!! "Peace can ONLY be achieved through SUPERIOR FIREPOWER, STOMPING LIBS and CARPETBOMBING"!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by flock6 View Post
    Pfft.. I've seen every episode of The Walking Dead.......at least Twice! I have a hammer, a crossbow, and a Samurai sword I'm good to go. Sorry bam, you'll have to come stab brains with me, the zombies can't handle the terrain up there, they just fall down the mountain.
    I can do Flock, I live in the frickin mountains, those zombies can't walk on level ground, they're f'uk in West Virginia and Tennessee .

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    Ditto where I am too. Rough terrain and straight up to the top and a bed of sugar sand that would make a grown man cry trying to climb it up hill. It hurts!
    Making good people helpless, doesn't make bad people harmless!

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    Quote Originally Posted by flock6 View Post
    Pfft.. I've seen every episode of The Walking Dead.......at least Twice! I have a hammer, a crossbow, and a Samurai sword I'm good to go. Sorry bam, you'll have to come stab brains with me, the zombies can't handle the terrain up there, they just fall down the mountain.

    You're gonna need one more weapon.....

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    Awwww yes, I forgot. Ol Lucille, the vampire bat. Lol I'm so ready for them to hurry up and kill that guy.
    Don't bring skittles to a gun fight.

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    "Vampire bat." LOL. Glad I wasn't drinking anything! 😂😂

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    Mid season premiere this weekend!!!
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