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    I just don't even comment about not seeing pics any longer........ it happens a lot, probably a programming issue.
    Don't bring skittles to a gun fight.

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    Ummmm, ya just did! sorry.. Couldn't resist! Don't hit me!

    Quote Originally Posted by flock6 View Post
    I just don't even comment about not seeing pics any longer........ it happens a lot, probably a programming issue.
    Remember what Einstein said:
    “I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”

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    That's because it's already in your system... I did see it, but then it went away. It was a pic of a black guy laying on the floor behind the wall crying with the word "Austin" printed over him. A second black guy was standing behind the same wall shooting at something/ someone and the words written over him says, " The rest of Texas"

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    Awwww c’mon! I even clicked on it and it came right up!! Is there some art or trick to upload images I don’t know about?
    Remember what Einstein said:
    “I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Camouflaged View Post
    Ummmm, ya just did! sorry.. Couldn't resist! Don't hit me!
    I'm ready for the end of the world, not ME. So I'm just going to say you were right, and I deserved it. LOL
    Don't bring skittles to a gun fight.

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    No one can say you don't have a good sense of humor! 😂
    Remember what Einstein said:
    “I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Camouflaged View Post
    No one can say you don't have a good sense of humor! 😂
    Well, that was it... there was a guy that contuinues to fire (the rest of Texas) and a screaming pansy behind that couch (labeled as Austin)... if you could see the flippin image it woud make you laugh.
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    About those Church Hymns:
    A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning.
    He said, "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach.
    Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind."
    The pastor shouted out "CROSS."
    Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, "THE OLD RUGGED CROSS."
    The pastor hollered out "GRACE."
    The congregation began to sing "AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound."
    The pastor said, "POWER."
    The congregation sang "THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD."
    The Pastor said "SEX".
    The congregation fell into total silence. Everyone was in shock. They All nervously began to look around at each other, afraid to say anything.
    Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little old 87-year-old grandmother stood up and began to sing "PRECIOUS MEMORIES".

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    That would be interesting in a Baptist church .....

    It's funny in any denomination ....

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    Lol
    "Improvise, adapt & overcome"
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    Wife sent a message to her husband;
    Don't forget to buy vegetables on your way back from the office, and Patty says hi.

    Husband: Who is Patty?

    Wife: Nobody, I was just making sure that you read my message

    Husband: But I'm with Patty right now, so which Patty are you talking about?

    Wife: Where are you....?

    Husband: Near the vegetable market.

    Wife: Wait I'm coming there right now...!

    After 10 minutes...

    Wife: Where are you....?

    Husband: I'm at the office. Now that you are at the market, buy whatever vegetables you need.....
    Don't bring skittles to a gun fight.

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