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    I'm a 38 DDD and my hubs remembered my blue eyes and he's a boob man. See how that works? you just gotta have the right tude.
    Remember what Einstein said:
    “I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Camouflaged View Post
    I'm a 38 DDD and my hubs remembered my blue eyes and he's a boob man. See how that works? you just gotta have the right tude.

    Dang Cammie, my wife is a 36DD and I dated her for 3 months before I knew she even had eyes.

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    A wild eyed (and quite ugly) woman walked into a crowded bar in downtown Washington, DC waiving an un-holstered pistol and yelled out, “I have a .45 caliber Colt 1911, with a seven round magazine, plus one in the chamber.* I want to know who's been sleeping with my husband?”*

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    A female voice from the back of the room called out,

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    “You Need More Ammo Hillary!”*
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    And she still married you?

    Quote Originally Posted by bambam View Post
    Dang Cammie, my wife is a 36DD and I dated her for 3 months before I knew she even had eyes.
    Remember what Einstein said:
    “I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Camouflaged View Post
    And she still married you?

    I got lucky. She's way better than I deserve.

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    Well, maybe it's because you finally " looked up". LOL
    Remember what Einstein said:
    “I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Camouflaged View Post
    Well, maybe it's because you finally " looked up". LOL
    " sobered up " . HAHA. And realized I was blessed .

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    Yeah because really for the last 3 decades women have been running out to change their eyecolor rather than buy a set of fake tits! Lol
    "The First Gay President", L'dMAO!! "Peace can ONLY be achieved through SUPERIOR FIREPOWER, STOMPING LIBS and CARPETBOMBING"!!

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    well just think of this then.

    The prince in Sleeping Beauty really does not get enough credit for kissing someone that has not brushed their teeth in a 100 years.

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    Alan and Wendy lived on a cove at*Ely, MN*. It was early winter and the lower portion of the cove had frozen over.* Alan asked Wendy if she would walk across the frozen part of the cove to the general store and get him some smokes and beer.
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    She asked him for some money, but he told her, "Nah, just put it on our tab. Old man Stacey won't mind."
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    So Wendy, being the good wife and Alan's true love, walked across the ice, got the smokes and beer at the store and then walked back home across the cove.
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    When she got home with the items she said, "Alan, you always tell me not to run up the tab at Stacey's store. Why didn't you just give me some money?"
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    Alan replied, "Well, Wendy, I didn't want to send you out there with cash when I wasn't sure how thick the ice was!"
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    A love story like this almost brings tears to my eyes..
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