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    The year is 1947.....

    Some of y'all might recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an UFO with 5 aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside of Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other Federal agencies and organizations.

    However, what you may not know is that in the month of April 1948, Nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

    Albert A Gore, Jr.
    Hillary Rodham
    John F. Kerry
    William J Clinton
    Howard Dean
    Nancy Pelosi
    Dianne Feinstein
    Charles E. Schumer
    Barbara Boxer

    See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?

    I hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.

    No wonder they support illegal aliens.........
    Last edited by flock6; 05-03-2019 at 09:44 PM.
    Don't bring skittles to a gun fight.

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    Lol
    "Improvise, adapt & overcome"
    Clint Eastwood - Heartbreak Ridge

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    Remember what Einstein said:
    I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

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    Bob Mueller walks into a DC bar. He asks the bartender,
    "What's your most popular drink?"
    Bartender replies, "a Russian Collusion".
    Mueller responds "I'll have one of those."
    The bartender then gives him an empty glass and says "ENJOY.
    Remember what Einstein said:
    I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

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    Lol
    Don't bring skittles to a gun fight.

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    I lov my mother in law. That's not funny!
    Remember what Einstein said:
    I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Camouflaged View Post
    I lov my mother in law. That's not funny!
    Bless you for having a good mother-in-law. I did not.

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    I'm sorry to hear that. Mine is adorable and a blessing and she thinks the sun sets and rises in me. I throuroughly enjoy being around her..
    Remember what Einstein said:
    I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

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