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    Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well, here it is:
    There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son’s family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 5-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time — pancakes, ice cream, candy– just him and his granddaughter.

    One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and could not get out of bed. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be very disappointed.
    Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for her weekly drive and breakfast.

    When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed. “Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?” he asked.

    Not really, Grandpa, it was really boring. We didn’t see one single a$$hole, queer, piece of sh!t, horse’s a$$, socialist left wing Obama lover, blind ba$t*rd, dip $hit, Muslim camel humper, or son of a b!tch anywhere we went!”
    We just drove around and Grandma smiled at everyone she saw. I really didn’t have any fun.
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    "What would you like?" says the barman.

    "What would I like?" says Bob. "A bigger house, more money and a more attractive wife."

    "No," says the barman, patiently. "I meant what do you want?"

    "To win the lottery, for my mother-in-law to die and for my child to be born healthy!"

    "What's it to be?" says the barman, less patiently.

    "A boy or a girl, I don't care."

    "You misunderstand me," says the barman, impatiently, "I only asked what you want to drink."

    "Oh," says Bob, "I see. Why didn't you say so? What have you got?"

    "Nothing at all," says the barman. "I'm perfectly healthy.”
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    Fox is already cowering down to the President.

    In response to President Obama's complaint that FOX News doesn't show enough Black and Hispanic people on their network, FOX has announced that they will now air " America's Most Wanted" TWICE a week.

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    Lmfao
    Cry in training - laugh in battle

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    If a man is talking in the forest,
    and there is no woman there to hear him,
    is he still wrong?
    Hypocrisy: A govt that requires everyone to prove they are insured but not prove they are a citizen

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    777 FGG

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    Quote Originally Posted by B&C USA View Post
    Fox is already cowering down to the President.

    In response to President Obama's complaint that FOX News doesn't show enough Black and Hispanic people on their network, FOX has announced that they will now air " America's Most Wanted" TWICE a week.
    Lmfao.....

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    The truth hurts.


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    The American public revealed:

    http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2014/1...ntcmp=HPBucket

    I would like to add 2 of my favorites:

    "Do I need a passport to go to Alaska?"
    "How long has that mountain been there?"
    Last edited by B&C USA; 11-15-2014 at 03:00 PM.

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