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  1. #201
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    Vox Populi!

  2. #202
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    *
    *It was a* small town and the patrolman was making his* evening rounds..
    As he was checking a used car* lot, he came upon two little old ladies
    sitting in* a used car..
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    He stopped* and asked them why they were sitting there in the* car or were
    they trying to steal it?
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    'Heavens* no, we bought it.'
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    'Then why* don't you drive it away.'
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    We can't* drive.'
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    Then why* did you buy it?'
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    'We were* told that if we bought a Used car here
    We'd* get screwed ......so we're just* waiting.
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  3. #203
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    ROFL Unfortunately, there are a lot of clueless people that believe that.

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    Obama went to England to visit the Queen. She met him at the airport and they drove away in a white Rolls Royce Limo. After a bit, they stopped and changed modes of transportation to a beautiful horse drawn carriage pulled by four of the most beautiful horses you can imagine. As they were "clip-clopping" along Obama and the Queen were having a wonderful conversation, when all at once one the horses let go a silent, but most odorous "blast of gas". The Queen, waving her hanky in front of her nose, said, "I'm so sorry, Mr. President, but you have to understand there are some things that not even a Queen can control". Obama replied, "That's okay, Your Highness. Why, honestly, I thought it was one of the horses."

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