Was playing on the Internet and found this "survival business card tool" ad. It's free for the card and $2.95 shipping. I don't know if it will be worth a crap but for $3 I'll take a chance. It's flat so I can toss it in a bag and it won't take any space. Worst case is its a $3 beer opener lol.
I must add that I found this through Facebook so I have no idea if its a scam or not. I leave that for you to decide. Just wanted to make sure you are informed of where it came from.