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piranha2
09-05-2008, 05:21 PM
I had major back surgery in February. How can I know if they chipped me?

yugoshooter
09-05-2008, 05:43 PM
I had major back surgery in February. How can I know if they chipped me?
You can pay a couple of grand for an MRI.

chicom
09-05-2008, 07:23 PM
Go to your local grocer's market. Start at the very back of the store and run full speed through the aisle towards the checkout stand. Within the immediate vicinity of the checkout station, leap into the air in a perpendicular aspect to the counter. As you are mid flight and at the apex of your momentum, twist so that your posterior is in contact with the bar code scanner mounted within the platform itself. Be sure to give a wry smile to the attendant/checker as you rocket past. Last but not least, as a safety precaution, do be wary of toddlers and gumball machines in your projected path as you carry out this evolution.


Please have an someone film this experiment and post it here for review so that we all may, in the interests of science and personal freedom, evaluate your experiment for the betterment of this nation, and mankind as a whole.

Thank you and goodnight.

piranha2
09-05-2008, 08:00 PM
I'm too old for that crap, Chi. Guess I'll just have to keep wondering.

jdh
09-05-2008, 09:32 PM
You could expose yourself to an EMP discharge and burn it out.

Basqueguy545
09-05-2008, 09:56 PM
No, why would anyone put a chip in you. Unless you know the truth!!! Tell us what you know. Talk, I SAID TALK!!!!(slams fist on table):D

slingshot
09-05-2008, 10:22 PM
Would you please back away from the computer screen, it's causing interference-oops err - I mean why in the world do you think it was the back surgery, we paid your dentist very well to.....

mr slow
09-06-2008, 03:47 PM
if you want a chip impanted who does it ? i think it would save lives if it carried all your medical imformation on it.

RedNeckSCOUT
09-06-2008, 04:12 PM
no thanks. I lke not being able to be tracked like a tagged animal. Freedom is great and i will keep it.

wnn
09-06-2008, 04:57 PM
I would nt worry about a chip they have to many other ways .
You buya gun from the store.
have a on the books job.
have a registered vehicle in your name.
have a SS#
have a house payment or rent
or you live in the USA
they know who/where you are.. isnt it comforting.

just act retarded & they leave you alone, believe me... lol

RedNeckSCOUT
09-06-2008, 05:02 PM
they know were you should be. but alot of that only have to be there to renew things. you cn look like you are on place and be in another

wnn
09-07-2008, 05:15 AM
you also have Onstar & navistar ,possibly others, another reason not to own a new vehicle,

yugoshooter
09-07-2008, 09:42 AM
I.

just act retarded & they leave you alone, believe me... lol So thats why the men in black haven't bothered me yet! LOL

wnn
09-07-2008, 06:09 PM
http://www.whenshtf.com/picture.php?albumid=15&pictureid=101

Sorry Yugo i couldnt resist..:D we all know you arent retarded your just.............Special yeah thats it. (just j/k yugo)

yugoshooter
09-07-2008, 07:24 PM
Sorry Yugo i couldnt resist..:D we all know you arent retarded your just.............Special yeah thats it. (just j/k yugo)
No problem I can always use a good laugh.

MOlivo
09-07-2008, 08:47 PM
if you want a chip impanted who does it ? i think it would save lives if it carried all your medical imformation on it.

Theres a way to do that without selling your self to the system. I have something called a MedFlash. Long story short, its a flashdrive that plugs into your computer that you enter your data on. If your sick, in an accdient, ect., the emt/dr. can pop it in their computer and instaly bring up your medical history.

http://www.med-flash.com/

moonlit
09-11-2008, 12:44 AM
I had major back surgery in February. How can I know if they chipped me?

Why would you think you were chipped? Did you know your doctor that did the surgery? What would this chip carry as far as info?
I believe if they want me they know where I'm. Anyone who ever was in the military, worked for any contractor on defense projects, ever had a social security card, passport, & on & on is easy to track. I just don't believe I'm that important for anyone to want me.

Alredneck
09-11-2008, 02:25 AM
Have any of you seen the movie " Bugged " it came out a lil while back. I thought it was pretty good and it gets you thinking about this kinda stuff. Theres some hidden agenda and the movie seems to be based on conspiracy theories that have been floating around for the last few years. I thought it was alright what made it better was I didnt have to pay to see it! HEHE!

shtfmilitia
09-11-2008, 08:53 AM
Did you get any screws or pins in your back ?? If so you may never be able to check with out paying for an mri

NonConformist
09-11-2008, 03:11 PM
I dont worry too much. What i do worry is in the future the .gov will press 'responsible parents' to chip/GPS their kids 'for their safety' etc

Between my ex LE career, security, CCW, clearances etc. Im sure they know who and where I am

Though I do use cash a lot just in case! :D

NECROMONGER
09-11-2008, 03:40 PM
use a stud finder, they can find the chips.

moonlit
09-16-2008, 02:49 AM
I dont worry too much. What i do worry is in the future the .gov will press 'responsible parents' to chip/GPS their kids 'for their safety' etc

Between my ex LE career, security, CCW, clearances etc. Im sure they know who and where I am

Though I do use cash a lot just in case! :D

I can see that coming no doubt. The future I believe will see that.

gshermer777
10-06-2008, 11:20 PM
You could go visit Fermi Lab's particle accelerator facility and request a tour. There they have a 1 mile long stretch of super conducting magnet that generates 2 times the earths magnetic poll While on tour, lay your back on the core like the T-X did in Terminator 3. Being the chip is metal it should just bind to the magnet.

Kobayashi Maru
10-07-2008, 09:34 AM
Stud finder might not be the best tool - Hell, I set THOSE off, just strolling through Home Depot. :D

If you look like Agent Scully, I'll be GLAD to give you a thorough inspection

http://www.takenet.or.jp/~rina/ms1x19scully008.jpg

(Sorry, I couldn't find a still, of where Mulder was inspecting her in her undies in the pilot episode :p)

If you look like Mulder though, I'd suggest the bar code scanner at the grocery store. :p

;)

1911gunner
10-07-2008, 03:24 PM
Go to Walmart and "borrow" one of their hand held barcode scanners. Run it over the suspected area and listen for the beep.

Revelation
10-08-2008, 07:13 PM
Turn off the gps on your blackberry or smartphone!

doc762399
10-09-2008, 08:01 PM
Uh you could just go to your local vet. they chip dogs there, and it's the same chip they chip people with. About the size of a grain of sand. They have a scanner that reads the chip.