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chicom
03-14-2007, 12:16 AM
What did they expect........


http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Top_News/2 ... 234-7727r/ (http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Top_News/20070227-085234-7727r/)


Global warming expedition loses member
DULUTH, Minn., Feb. 27 (UPI) -- Officials from the Global Warming 101 expedition in Canada have confirmed that team member Elizabeth Andre has been evacuated.

Andre was reportedly evacuated after suffering frostbitten fingertips while setting up camp on Canada's Baffin Island.

The 1,200-mile expedition to visit five native villages, led by Ely's Will Steger, is part of an effort to call attention to global warming, Minnesota's Duluth News Tribune reported.

Temperatures were below zero Saturday night when Andre suffered the frostbite, wrote team member Abby Fenton on the group's Web site, http://www.globalwarming101.com.

"She rewarmed them aggressively as soon as she could," Fenton said, "but the damage had already been done. An assessment in the morning (Sunday) finalized the decision to evacuate her to base camp."

Andre was replaced in the expedition by Nancy Moundalexis, a dog trainer and base camp staff member.




:laughing:


http://newsbusters.org/node/11369

Folks, you can’t make this stuff up. However, I sincerely beg all readers to properly stow potables, combustibles, and sharp objects before proceeding further.

An expedition to the North Pole to bring attention to global warming was cancelled due to the extraordinarily cold weather. I kid you not. As reported by the Associated Press Monday (emphasis mine throughout):

The explorers, Ann Bancroft and Liv Arnesen, on Saturday called off what was intended to be a 530-mile trek across the Arctic Ocean after Arnesen suffered frostbite in three of her toes, and extreme cold temperatures drained the batteries in some of their electronic equipment.

"Ann said losing toes and going forward at all costs was never part of the journey," said Ann Atwood, who helped organize the expedition.

I’m verklempt, and having difficulty typing through the tears of laughter. But, unlike our intrepid explorers, I must go on for the benefit of mankind:

Then there was the cold - quite a bit colder, Atwood said, then Bancroft and Arnesen had expected. One night they measured the temperature inside their tent at 58 degrees below zero, and outside temperatures were exceeding 100 below zero at times, Atwood said.

"My first reaction when they called to say there were calling it off was that they just sounded really, really cold," Atwood said.

<Johnny Carson voice> How cold was it? </Johnny Carson voice>:

She said Bancroft and Arnesen were applying hot water bottles to Arnesen's foot every night, but had to wake up periodically because the bottles froze.

Ouch. That’s cold! Marvelously, it was much colder then Bancroft’s trip 21 years ago:

The explorers had planned to call in regular updates to school groups by satellite phone, and had planned online posts with photographic evidence of global warming. In contrast to Bancroft's 1986 trek across the Arctic with fellow Minnesota explorer Will Steger, this time she and Arnesen were prepared to don body suits and swim through areas where polar ice has melted.

<insert hysterical laughter here>:

Atwood said there was some irony that a trip to call attention to global warming was scuttled in part by extreme cold temperatures.

"They were experiencing temperatures that weren't expected with global warming," Atwood said. "But one of the things we see with global warming is unpredictability."

Yep. It was soooooo cold up there because of global warming



:sick: :rofl:

MiamiARFan
03-14-2007, 10:38 AM
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't the Global Warming Conference in Washington D.C. postponed this year.................................











...... wait for it













Because of a blizzard

spam_can
03-14-2007, 06:40 PM
What a joke this whole global warming thing is.

Blaming the WHOLE thing on mankind leaves too many gaps for any thinking person to believe it.

MOlivo
03-14-2007, 09:03 PM
Do I believe Global warming is possible? Yeah, in theory. Do I think we're experiencing it? No. Hell, last night on CNN, A scientist (cant remember his name offhand) was being iterviewed and he is claimg we're headed towards a cooling period. Im with him. FLorida seemed a HELL of alot colder this year then it has in the past. I think our weathers been odd PERIOD down here. No rain, but plenty of hurricanes. Extremely hot summers, colder then usual winters.

Welcome to "Paradise". I cruse mickey mouse and all his mousey mayham for bring me here :P

NECROMONGER
03-15-2007, 07:05 PM
Here we have two opposing sides full of extreamists.


One side thinks we should all drive hybrids and only use solar power...


The other says we should all drive bulldozers to work that CAN'T be shifted out of 4wd (it's called "full time all wheel drive") and we should have crews of over 10 mexicans to fuss and priss over our lawns and think that somehow makes them more manly than the first group!




In reality


We were seeing local worming in 2005 but this past year the housing market cooled down so there was less construction= less heat (remember earth is like a large living organism, it reacts to changes faster than people think and attempts to counter them. So with less construction she over cools and we chill for a year or two, leave her be and she will stabilize).

Hiring a flatbed truck with 10 mexes with gas powered leaf blowers and a mega 50 horse power tractor mower for your 10x10 zero lot lawn is a GREAT way to lower air quality for the next two days in your neighborhood and prove to your neighbor that you're outdoing that you are even LESS of a man than him!
When I lived in coral springs, everone did this to "keep up with the jones" and the temperature jumped 4 degrees for two days and you could TASTE the diesel for the rest of the day!

Solar power is good for maintaining batteries when you are not using them for a long time and other super light tasks but nothing heavy like powering your house

Driving a 7000 ilb SUV that has "full time all wheel drive" IS bad for the enviroment! And gas milage, the drive train, the road, your tires, and your WALLET!!

Liberals putting schools on major roads and having 15mph school zone speed limits, all the while lining up the "soccer moms" out the parking lot and down the street in their formentioned SUVs durring early morning rush hour causing a stop and go traffic jam, is bad for the earth!!!!!!!
If they put the schools off the main roads in the middle of the block., not on the edge of the block on the main road, we could save a lot of gas, speeding tickets and nerves when I'm honking at and threatining the 7mph @ssholes in front of me!!!

spam_can
03-15-2007, 07:24 PM
I haven't noticed any "local WORMING" round here;

But I'll keep you advised.

chicom
03-15-2007, 07:45 PM
We were seeing local worming in 2005 but this past year the housing market cooled down so there was less construction= less heat (remember earth is like a large living organism, it reacts to changes faster than people think and attempts to counter them. So with less construction she over cools and we chill for a year or two, leave her be and she will stabilize).

Not to pick your theory apart but..............

Was construction still going on in China, India, Brazil, Germany, or did the housing market coincidentally drop off there too. Developed areas retain more heat than undeveloped areas. Test theory- place hand on Florida pavement then place on grass, determine ouch coeficient and then seek medical attention.

BTW I grew up in Coral Springs (Taravella HS 84-1988), we still had cow pastures on coral ridge dr and north of sample rd had nothing but woods until the PB county line.

NECROMONGER
03-15-2007, 08:01 PM
Was construction still going on in China, India, Brazil, Germany, or did the housing market coincidentally drop off there too. Developed areas retain more heat than undeveloped areas. Test theory- place hand on Florida pavement then place on grass, determine ouch coeficient and then seek medical attention.


That's why I said local.
The CO2 that china puts out moves east and gets filtered out by the forests in the continental US, so by the time the winds get here, we get pretty fresh air.

High fuel prices spiking toward the end of 2005 have forced people to cut down on their fuel consumtion, that coupled with the drop in construction and ending with two huge cooling cycles called huricanes prompted this cooling spell.

MiamiARFan
03-15-2007, 11:20 PM
I haven't noticed any "local WORMING" round here;

But I'll keep you advised.

I hereby annoint thee "official forum spelling nazi"

I knew we were missing someone on staff.

Aaron Mann
03-16-2007, 12:33 PM
i think global warming is an issue that's being used right now to further divided people. the solar system is moving toward a new equinox and the planet is getting warmer, naturally. humans do pollute though, like a mofo. we put the hole in the ozone and HAARP might be having negative effects on the weather, but we're not melting the ice caps by being here. it seems to me like global warming is and will be used as an issue to further divide people and creat conflict and in-fighting amongst people who might have stood together on other issues. divide and conquer man...

george
11-30-2007, 07:28 PM
if it is getting warmer, we need to learn to conserve energy. Below is an ecellant utube video on energy conservation and good for survival skills also.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmRv9FLDBmE

avmech
11-30-2007, 07:44 PM
were there not reports that the hole in the ozone layer was getting smaller?

is not the planet slowly getting closer to the sun?

was it not hotter back in the 1930 (time of the depression), dust bowls due to drought, etc?

Bulk
11-30-2007, 10:20 PM
Global warming is being placed on a high pedestal right now in preparation for Al Gore to throw his hat into the presidential race once the rest have beaten each other up and everyone is sick of them.

george
12-02-2007, 06:32 PM
laugh now, but im with the cat--saving energy on steriods. I hope u do too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNh4HDHzreY

Malone Laveigh
12-03-2007, 01:59 PM
Undeniable proof of global warming.

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x195/Malone_Laveigh/Funny/global_warming.jpg


Malone :)

#5950
12-03-2007, 06:00 PM
Global warming as the media, the libs, and al gore ram down your throats, is a myth. The global warming THEORY came about in the 50s, when a group of scientists proposed what could happen if humans keep polluting at the same or higher rate. Then, a consensus decided that sounded logical, and ran with it. It just snowballed like all of our popular myths they teach in public schools today. You can believe the myth if you want, that's the beauty of America....you are free to swallow shit if you like. Me, I have a hard time believing my Jeep and my aerosol cans can deplete the ozone.

Street Tactic
12-03-2007, 10:05 PM
You can't look out of the window of a aircraft taking off or landing, while staring at the hundreds of thousands of vehicles driving around and the smoke stacks poking out from the city throwing out smoke trails 5 or 6 thousand feet in the air curving at the tip from the rotation of the earth and not be stricken by the fact that we may actually be effecting earths natural equilibrium. Stand in Jersey and stare over towards new york city and tell me that massive smog cloud isn't having any effect on the temperature/wildlife around that area. :lol:

Do I think its all us ? Nah, earth is known to rotate at a wobble, some of these areas which had a certain amount of ice cap from what I've heard/read may atually be in process of being replaced naturally in opposite areas. Who really knows the heating and cooling cycles of the world ? How long have we been here is a questions which really kicks alot of theories in the ass. Some scientists looking at rings within tree trunks claim to be able to read how much co2 had been filtered by that tree throughout the years at certain specific periods of its life. Reading back a few thousand years before the US entered its industrial era there was evidence that plant life had been exposed to heavy amounts of co2, possibly from a worldwide fire or meteor strikes, who knows really.

I don't believe it would hurt anything to try and find alternate sources of energy, if not for the sake of the planet, for the sake of finances & complete independence from power grids and other networked services.

I'd rather have a home with septic, wind generator, and solar panels for energy/heating than be completely wired into the rest of the sheeples infrastructure.
And if those efforts actually mean my childrens children won't have to walk around with facemasks to keep the filth out of their lungs, there's not a damn thing wrong with it. Leave it to politicians to take a good cause and whore it out for their own sick use.

george
01-20-2008, 12:07 AM
Malone;

Undeniable proof of global warming.

I think after a decade or so, were suppossed to take those clothles off the line, right?

Ltlabner
01-20-2008, 07:34 AM
In the 1970's it was going to be the next Ice Age.

In the 1980's it was the depletion of Ozone.

Late 1990's-2000's it has become global warming.

Maybe there is a phenomon, whether natural or caused by man, but the "enviro-panic" crowd has cried woof one too many times.

It's a shame no real debate or scientific study about the issue (not movies by dolts) can take place without the Enviro-Nazi's getting all worked up and screaming.

alpmco
01-21-2008, 01:24 PM
Don't forget the panic about the toilet paper shortage of 1974-1975! God knows my mother stocked up! May dad is still finding rolls stashed around the house. :lol: :lol:

Remington 7400
01-22-2008, 01:31 AM
http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/sign-203.jpg


:lol:

Gunfixr
01-22-2008, 01:43 AM
Now that's good. :rofl: :rofl:

ZombieHunter_EKY
01-22-2008, 09:06 AM
:shock: :rofl: :laughing: That is good -203 I need my woobie.

mitunnelrat
01-22-2008, 09:46 AM
http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/sign-203.jpg


:lol:


Hopefully that was a system malfunction and not a hack...

:rofl: what a great pic though